Top Ten Differences between Astronomers and Astrologers

1 - Astronomers never try to contact dead astrologers.

2 - Nancy Reagan never asked an astronomer for advice.

3 - An astronomer plans an evening according to the position of the stars, planets, etc, An astrologer plans their life according to the positions of the stars, planets, etc.

4 - Telescopes come in a staggering array of shapes and sizes, All Ouija boards look the same.

5 - Carl Sagan did not have a 900 number.

6 - Your VISA limit is of very little interest to an astronomer.

7 - Astronomers occasionally make accurate predictions.

8 - Alcohol makes complex astronomical concepts more difficult to comprehend. It makes astrological concepts easier.

9 - Transposing two astronomical objects' coordinates makes a huge difference. Transposing two peoples' horoscopes makes no difference at all.

10 - Astronomers believe in the truth of relativity, Astrologers believe in the relativity of truth.